Phil's Sub-Profile
Web page, whatever
Some Words...from me of course... :-(

If you don't understand this, its simple...
    You don't understand me  :-P

Sometimes I think that everyone's parents should be divorced for a day, Id like to see what they think of other people and the world.

Why is it when someone becomes popular they lose good friends? That doesn't make sense.

The best thing you can do for me is show me you care.

The worst thing you can do to me is show me you don't care.

A simple "Hi" when you see me means so much to me! Is it too hard to do?

All I want is someone...someone to understand me.

Some Strange Quotes

"Never Use While Sleeping" - Instruction on Conair hair dryer

"Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters." - Anon

"How do they get that deer to cross at the yellow road sign?" - Anon

"If Barbie is so popular, who do you have to buy all her friends?" - Anon

"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?" - Anon

"Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark." - Anon

"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever." - Anon

"You've had one too many Cokes when you don't sweat, you carbonate." - Anon

"Only in America... do people order large fries, double cheesebugers, and a diet coke..." - Anon

"If the shoe fits, find another one just like it." - Anon

"You know you're stressed if you can hear mimes." - Anon

"Free puppies: 1/2 Coker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog." - Classified Ad

"If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, youre eating it too slowly." - Anon

One of the major mysteries in life: "Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle?" - Anon

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel

"Chickens: the only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead." - Anon

"Why do they report power outages on TV?" - Anon  ...I first saw that on Arthur a few years ago... a TV reporter reporting power outages, LOL!

One of the major mysteries in life: "Why are wrong numbers never busy?" - Anon

"When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?" - Anon

"The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining." - John F. Kennedy

"What does this button do?" - Famous Last Words

One of the major mysteries in life: "Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?" - Anon

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." - Anon LOL

"Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?" - Anon

"He's probably just hibernating." - Famous Last Words

Oh, and Anon, if you're wondering, is not some guy with a weird name that says weird things... its Anonymous. Sorry! :-)

"Alone in a crowd in a crowd on a bus after work and I'm dreaming...the girl next to me has a girl in his arms, my arms are empty. How does it feel when this girl next to you says she loves you? It seems so unfair, when there's love everywhere but none for me. Some guys have all the luck..."

Rod Stewart - "Some Guys Have All The Luck"

Email me at [email protected] !! Id really like to hear from you!!! :-)

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